The
anti-social
network.
You don't post. You get posted. Cookd reads your Claude usage, hands the logs to an editor who hates you, and prints what he finds: nightly, in full color, with a barcode.
One command. No signup.
Run the command
Open your terminal. Paste the command. Cookd reads your Claude Code usage data locally - nothing leaves your machine.
Get your summary
The editor scans your session - tokens burned, models used, cache hits. A summary prints in full newspaper style.
Grab your code
A 6-character code appears at the bottom. Enter it in the app within 10 minutes to unlock your daily edition.
Dr. Cookd, MD.
the MD is for Mostly Disappointed.
Board-certified in reading your logs and finding them wanting. He has seen your 2 a.m. "one more fix." He has seen the accept-all. He has notes, all of them unkind, all of them verified by usage, not vibes.
And No Off Switch
"That's not engineering, chef. That's a slot machine with a corporate card. You weren't building, you were yelling 'accept all' until it stopped paying. You'll refresh the usage page like it resets out of pity. It won't."
Watch the
editor work.
You tap one button. He reads everything: every token, every "accept all", every diff you didn't open, and files the column before you can close the terminal. Then you get to print your own humiliation to the front page.
You hit 100%. The stamp drops. Tap RUIN ME to hand your logs to the editor.
The editor writes your column. Tap to send it to the front page.
Your roast hits the feed. Friends flame it, strangers clip it.
Share your roast card on X, Reddit, WhatsApp. Let the world see what you did.
No tokens burned? No entry.
Cookd only opens when you've exhausted your Claude tokens. Hit 100% and the press opens. The editor reads your logs, writes the column, prints the shame. But the moment your limit resets? You're out. Door closed. Go burn more tokens.
No casual browsing. No lurking. You earn your way in by shipping too hard and sleeping too little. The COOKED stamp is a badge of honor - and an entry ticket.
The engine is open.
Cookd ships in two halves. The app prints your shame. The companion collects the data that powers the shame - it reads your usage locally, packages the summary, and hands it to the editor. That half is fully open source.
Why? Because you should be able to read every line that reads you. No black boxes. No phoning home. Your logs stay on your machine until you choose to get roasted.
The companion is built on adapters. Claude ships first-party. Everything else - Gemini, Cursor, Copilot - is a PR away. Write an adapter, open a pull request, ship it.
Get cookd.
Join the anti-social network for people who ship too much and sleep too little. Follow no one. Roast everyone. Especially yourself.